Elder Chris Dellrie

I am turning all Brazilian and dysfunctional in English. Speaking of which, I taught the first lesson in English this week! We found this huge, way white Dutch guy living in Brasil with his inactive, future wife, his name is Eric. He came out of his house to meet us shirtless, his pasty white skin reflecting the Brazilian sun back at us like he were Edward Cullen, he had blue-tinted, John Lennon glasses, and a set of reddish blonde mutton chops that would make Wolverine cry. He's so sick! So, I translated the lessons from Portuguese in my head to English, which was a joke, taught him all about everything, he agreed with everything, and will be baptized! It was such a good experience. I loved it. Yesterday, I translated all of church for him, it was neat. We're going to baptize a ton of people this week, so good. Sorry, I don't have much time left, but I'm doing great, working hard, loving it, teaching my Brazilian companion Ebonics, eating SO much food, and saving souls. I love you all so much and hope you're doing the best you can, I keep you in my prayers, please keep me in yours.